Christopher ‘Catfish’ Gehrman grew up awkwardly in California, Virginia, Rhode Island, and Hawaii. He began his professional acting career as an alien named Flaximentariddlybixaporpoise for a library tour in Hawaii, where he wore a spray-painted silver visor along with matching spray-painted silver boots. Since that time, he has been hugged by Orlando Bloom, attacked By Val Kilmer, and ignored by Ethan Embry, all for that sweet sweet cash and fame that comes to a guy who acts one or two lines at a time. He started podcasting so that he could speak in full paragraphs.